My Lady-love is so sweet...
How wonderful is my Lady-love?
She makes me smile, even when she’s sick.
She’s smart when I’m wrong. She’s cheery when I’m grumpy. She’s charming when I’m snotty. She’s well-versed in the finest of books, films and music where I’m a mere babe in comparison.
I’m so very, very happy whilst I’m with her, and I miss her when I’m away.
And I would never, EVER consider dissing her in my blog. I would rather be walk through the day with doggie-doo stuck to the bottom of my shoes than speak of her in a derogative manner.
I love her that much.
There will be tea and pound cake served at the conclusion of my funeral.